Bubble Tea Travels

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I created my first semi-successful Bubble Tea mixtures this... well... morning I guess? Twas messy and mother-aggravating but time worth spent! I first boiled my small tapioca in a large amount of water saturated with brown sugar and I tried brewing tea in it as well before the tapioca was added. For color I added red food coloring and when the "soup" got too thick and sticky I added more water. After about 20 minutes of constantly testing the chewyness and clearness of the tapioca balls I strained them in a wire strainer.

Make sure your tea is prebrewed and already chilled before your tapioca is done cookin'. Add in your poison *juice/flavored milk* and half and half on the tea/poison; tapioca at the bottom, as much as you want.

Mind you I tried this and it tasted gross but I used skimmed milk and orange juice, not the best of choices you may be thinking ;]

I may suggest a clear juice that's less strong and a thicker milk, 2% to whole, and an added flavor such as coconut milk or taro (if you can find it anywhere, that stuff is UH-mazing!).

The "bubbles" had pretty much no flavor and made me sick from eating so many but they were the right consistancy which is a great start! :D

Suggestions?

Moral of this: Find something good to do with your time.

Monster Man, out~

Experimenting

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I'm kinda tired. So I have been trying to create my own Bubble Tea. I think I'm going to use Jell-O for the mango stars... I couldn't find any mango Jell-O so I resorted to peach. I've been searching around and I'm hoping the health food store on Saginaw or the China-Mart in East Lansing will have taro milk. Any suggestions? I think I may look up recipes for it online... I was watching them put together the concoction in front of me. They mix the flavored cream with a dark milk, so it's either premixed milk/tea or they actually brew the tea in the milk... suspicious -eyebrow raise/eye squints- Until I get the taro milk (best flavor EVER) I may try some coconut milk... possibly a very poor decision but well worth the test. I may get up right now and start cooking different tapioca ball mixtures o.O .

Maybe later... but! My thoughts have upset me lately. I need a jump start. Maybe some sudoku puzzles? I don't know. I just need to get my mind out of the complacency position and get back into trying to figure the world out, can I hear an "amen!"? Maybe not... still I have had so many questions and they do nut buzz in my brain as they use to.

Is there something wrong with me? Yes... YES!!!! "ah MADE it MAHself!"

So I made my first real slop today. Twas grand I tell you! Chicken & Broccoli Stir fry. Delish! Arizona lite Half & Half Iced Tea and Lemonade works wonders.

I think I'm going to experiment with foods now... mostly Chinese foods and Japanese snack-ums...

Moral of this: Asian food is a difficult thing; don't get addicted to stuff.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Monster Man, out~

Porn!

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हे गुयस (I figured I would leave that up there 'cos I thought it was really neat, I accidentally had the translator turned on, says "hey guys" in Hindi?) Anyways... Today was very interesting and strangely a lengthy short day. I think we slipped in a few ways today, Hun, but it's all good XD. We be strong hittuhs YO! So to say the least, I didn't fulfill my hope of art/music/blogging creation but I did have some... strange fun?

Coffee, Bubble Tea and some Arizona all sound flipping AWESOME right now... So does Monster *rawr ///!* Come to find out, pot-smoking drunkards are the best at getting jobs down in P-town. Should that be telling me to make a character change? Nahwwwww! Although I have been having the munchies lately #o_.

So how about gas prices huh? I don't think they're too horrible... considering back in 2007 we peaked at roughly $4.oo. Gas or milk? GAS OR MILK?!!!! I guess that all depends on whether or not you're riding a cow to work? heh.... *cough!*

Schools starting back up... I really hate it. See I get to choose whether or not I put off sleeping so I don't have to wake up any sooner than I must, ooooooor, I go to sleep so I'm not a bota beagle at PHS the next mournin *pun intended with the whole mornin'/mourn... heh nvm* *dunno wth a bota beagle is...* I'm a slacker and no matter how hard I try I can't seem to do good about that problem... anyways! Seriousness >:[ *ain't it COOOT?!*

Besides that, porn is bad! We all know this right? Apparently not. It's a disrespect to the subject being displayed, their family, future family, the memory of their past family, and to God, whether you believe in Him or not! This means it does not matter whether or not it is their choice to exploit their bodies in such ways!!!! So is masturbation *bad*... I will explain to you that sex is theeeeee most physical, emotional and spiritual manor besides takin' a bullet to express your love for someone! Are you in love with your hand o.O? I THINK NOT. >:[ Every time you do the DEEED!!!!!!_____________ God kills a kitten -.- . Hit me up for the Christian point of view of this but there are just as many ethical points to it! It's a sacred thing man. Who wants to do it with a used person? The person who truly loves them enough not to care. If you love 'em enough, why not marry them to make it true? Everyone's loved guys. You don't need to fill that empty space with hand-action or eye-scopin' or temporary satisfaction. You're lookin' for love in all the wrong places...

Moral of this: We've all beens addicts. It's avoidable, treatable and serious! We can't take life lightly.

Monster Man, out~

Yo

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I am appalled at how long it's taking for people to catch wind of this... it's been a day... but i have another blog too! ^^ it's a good one... no one checks it out though... 'cept my good friend Courtney Landon! You should... I think there's something for everyone in it... maybe you guys just need to spread the WORD yo, diggy diggy wah wah! Today was uneventful and it's pretty much ended with my brother disappointing me by forgetting to bring home his Invader Zim volumes from college... Dial-up sucks. I gohn sing a song, sing about ducks. Cheese and crackers are a must! When we finish all of our freeze-y pop ice cream will be all over our jeans! ^^ Thanks, I'm stuck here for life, come back any time... Moral of this: Spanish Rice makes a man sick to his belly ;_;"

Monster Man, out~

Bubble Epidemic

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It's a widespread Bubble Tea outbreak! This week P-town is feeling it's long term effects beginning! I feel like it's time to get back into the arts man... that last post was a little lame... music and drawings are coming your way Earth.

Monster Man, out~

Friends

Lately I've been finding myself making new friends. I like people. Every night I have late-night conversations with my week and a half long friend, Miss Courtney Landon ;] Currently I'm being scolded by my mother's tired angryness... We just got done talking about art and beauty, Courtney and I. She's a nifty person. I met my old baby sitter's husband Josh, Donald and I'm sure a few others too! This is my first blog on Monsieur Tea Monster. My advice is to you is love life. It sounds cliche... but don't take it lightly... find out what it's about and live it! The moral of this: Life is for relationship. Make love, no war! XD